Along the pond lived a critter
that didn’t swear, lie, or litter.
He was noted for just one thing-
breath that contained a certain zing.
A stench would linger when he spoke
that could appall the common folk!
His friends mocked him for his fate
and claimed he’d never find a mate.
They must not have known Ms. Muffy,
all year round her nose stayed Stuffy.
She didn’t mind the critter’s flaw
And became the best mate of all!
Can’t Deny Love,
A Warrior Princess