Occupation: Independent Dairy Processor (a.k.a. A mother who breastfeeds)
Claim to Fame: Once had a baby while bench pressing
Major Life Accomplishment: Never lost a spelling bee.
Travel log: Has been to four planets. While on mars, made out with a Martian.
Fun Fact: When the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Mamacita
True Story: Mamacita taught Chuck Norris how to round-house kick.
Theme Song: Cameling by Tom Chapin (click to listen)
6 word life mission statement: Get to the point
Special talent: Hanging ten and nursing a baby at the same time.
A Warrior Princess