Profile: All Shades Yellow
Occupation: Keeper of Cubicle Sunrays and Smiles.
Claim to Fame: In college, created the Appletini.
Major Life Accomplishment: Proprietor of a remote island called, Exclusively Women. Access by invitation only.
Travel Log: Spent a year touring with the Grateful Dead until she caught Garcia cleaning out his toe jam with her toothbrush.
Fun Fact: Hasn’t paid for a drink at a bar since high school.
Theme Song: Smile by Charlie Chaplin.
6 Word Life Mission Statement: I’d rather be yellow than mellow.
Special Talent: Can hold a wide, tooth bearing smile for an entire day without cheek fatigue setting in.