It has been brought to my attention that there is a fad going on called the monkey tail mustache/beard. I have no idea the origins of this facial hair expression but I can appreciate the hilarity behind it.
To my Valiant Gents: I double dog dare you to grow out your facial hair and craft your very own monkey tail mustache/beard. As a social experiment sport it for a day and see if you get any interesting comments/treatment. Please take a picture and submit it to me either in the comment section below or via email: email@example.com.
To my Fellow Goddesses: I double dog dare you to solicit a Valiant Gent to participate in the competition and allow you to craft the beard. Razor rights can be a true mark of ultimate trust. Please take a picture and submit it to me either in the comment section below or via email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
A Warrior Princess